I think my child is part bat.

Whenever the captain is out of town Wm. seems to find his way into my bed. This is why I think he must be able to see in the dark. Our bedrooms are on the opposite sides of the house and still he manages to make it from his booby trapped room to my room unscathed. How does he do it? To top the night off he sleeps sideways and talks all night. You would think I would just get up and move him back to his own bed but instead I spend the night suffering. Needless to say I have had three not so good nights of sleep and can't wait for the captain to get home so Wm. will not bat his way to my bedroom. He is very cute when he is sleeping!